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Where There’s a Whip There’s a Way

cc-by:Flickr:elka_cz I’ve been basking in the joy of several weeks off. Well, insomuch as a whale may be considered to be basking when beached. Sedentary. Lump-like. If it where not for basic...

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No Time to Waist

Hi John, Bill, Dianne. Welcome to the meeting. As you know, the current economy has impacted sales drastically. Even though our addition of high-fructose corn syrup into every facet of the American...

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Simple Pleasures

Simple pleasures. Nothing elaborate. Family, birth, and all that other meaningful crap pales in comparison to the raw neurochemical bliss you can achieve by truly mundane delights such as these:...

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Don’t Shop Hungry

It’s a simple rule, and one I try to follow. Don’t shop hungry. Today, I shopped hungry. I was barely past the threshold when I heard the siren call of the junk-food aisle. I had no mast upon which to...

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